Step 1: Check into the Hudson:
Step 2: Get Dressed (Step 2a: Pause for pictures)
Step 3: Take a cab 3 blocks to the Lincoln Center. Attend shows, take shoddy cell-phone photos and attempt to ameliorate the sitch by getting creative.
Step 4: Get food. You never know when you will have another chance to eat, and not everyone can survive on Fiber1 bars (given out like candy at the Lincoln Center by women in yellow plastic dresses, obvi)
Step 5: Attend parties for FNO, preferably thrown by Assouline at The Plaza Hotel:
Stay tuned for Day 2!