Only In My Dreams

EMI JORGE, Symphony no. 5 Clutch, $650 from shoplattitude.com (as in, "l'Attitude")

What I wouldn't do for this Ursula-approved clutch. If only I could shrink down and live in it at night, I could justify spending half a months rent on something that likely wouldn't even fit my cell phone. Is there no justice in the world?
 
To rub salt in the wound, here is the official description:
 
This gold serpent’s tentacle-embellished clutch is an unexpected dose of opulence for unique evening ensembles. Emi Jorge's Symphony clutch has a red-orange textured fabric oval with burnished gold tentacles at front and back and textured gold along opening. Measures 4.5" H x 6.5" W x 2.5" D.
 
Cheers (not),
Renata