Ladies and Gay Gentlemen,
I'd like to inform ye that these shoes are on their way into my possession:
You know, as much as I like to consider my style classically eccentric, I don't have any statement shoes (my red plastic 5 inch cartoon-looking platform heels from a school field trip to France literally disintigrated this summer....Womp wooooompppp), until NOW! Well, until 3-5 business days from now. Expect to see a lot of em.